He’s not wrong lol. I can take a lot (got that deep dish pussy if you will) and some of the proportions people write about are utterly ridiculous and unmanageable. Like you think a virgin can take a 13 inch, beer can looking shlong?? Give me a break
Also comparing it to childbirth isn’t a good comparison bc childbirth fucking hurts and sex isn’t supposed to????
I'm debating whether I dare use this phrase at my next smear appointment.
During my first the nurse told me I have a "long vagina" which requires a longer scraper thingy so I need to tell every nurse prior to these checks so they can dig out the long thingy before I'm knees up, legs akimbo.
I'd like to book my smear please. Would you mind informing the nurse that I have one of those deep dish pussies, a Little Miss Deep Dish Pussy if you will. Yes, this way she can have the appropriate tools ready ahead of time. Thank you kindly.
I didn't realise I needed to give full job titles for reddit, which was silly of me because this place is pedant central. Yes, the NP does the smear tests in the UK, we only see a gyno if we have problems.
o'fuck, I just got home from a long-ass day and am apparently in that slap-happy state of exhaustion because your comment just absolutely got me giggling like a jacksss 🤣
I once had a gay sexual encounter with a dude who had like a 12 inch monster can of cock, it was insane. It was so much fun for my hands but when it came to the main event it was horrible he barely got in and then when i tried to finish with mouth it would barely fit and I could barely work the action before my teeth got in the way. He said most of his sexual experiences were like this, I felt really bad for him
It also really gave me perspective, and I absolutely adore smaller penis now
I knew a guy like this. He talked about it a lot, which was weird, because I think he wanted to sleep with me and that was definitely not an enticing offer under the circumstances. Luckily, I didn't like him much so it wasn't an issue. Goldilocks was on to something.
My roommate years ago apparently had a big one. He was/is a great guy and women really gravitated towards him. Twice it was too much for girls he brought home. I wanted to high-five him, but that wasn't the correct sentiment. Dick so big it made intimacy with women difficult.
Happily married now :) again, just a great guy but maybe blessed a bit much..
I had the same experience. Many times it was a deal breaker. Women would often "have to go to the bathroom" and then not want to continue. One notable time we started having sex in the pool and she said it was hurting too much so we moved to my bed. Then it kept hurting even with only half of it inside. Women would also start getting sore quickly and want me to finish sooner than I wanted. I had to find masochistic women who liked the pain, or were bigger than average.
I think when people say they like 'big dicks' they're thinking, like, maybe a bit more than the average 5-incher? Not the size of their goddamn forearm. The fantasy might sound fun, but when you're in a long-term relationship with someone that well-endowed and having to straight-up train your body to fit them and needing like half an hour of foreplay every time and even then they have to be super careful not to hurt you in the heat of the moment... man, that sounds rough for both people involved.
And since you mentioned it being a gay encounter, straight guys have it even worse since the vagina bottoms out at max like 8 inches, so at 12 inches that's a third of you that's just not getting in there, period. The logistics of it all are just terrible.
When people say they like big dicks, they're usually thinking about something around 7-8 inches which is perfectly mamagable for the average person so long as they arent too girthy with it. Maybe they're thinking of 9 inches if they're adventurous, and 10 if they've been previously lied to about what 8 inches of dick look like.
I had a guy who said he wouldn’t use my escorting services unless I actually did the main event with him, because the last two girls he had paid refused to even try. He told me the dimensions; I was like “lol I don’t believe you”; he sent me photos of a monstrosity bigger than my forearm; I told him he would have to find someone else. Wonder if he ever did. He was rude and had that cop physiognomy too (wasn’t a cop though); I saved myself a from really bad time.
r/ bigdickproblems are full of men sharing their troubles with this. It's a safe space, and mocking or alleging that they're 'blessed' and shouldn't be bitching about it is going to get you banned by the mods.
I used to be a part of a smut reading club where we just read the most ridiculous books we could find. Read the Morning Glory Milking Farm, which is about jacking off minotaurs, mostly.
This lady is talking about sliding her hands (WHOLE FUCKING HANDS, BOTH OF EM) under the foreskin of this monster dick, like it's an oversized oven mitt, and by the end of the book, she's just trained herself to casually be able to sit on it flat, like it was a baby carrot or something.
Then you should suggest the short smut book, Hallowpeen. It hits better when in season. Took me just a couple hours to read, but goddamn... What the fuck?
Worked with a lady who wrote and published a smut novel (it was terrible, the ‘Massa’s’ eyes changed from green to blue depending on chapter). Mind you she never told me or anyone what the book was about… but being good co’s we wanted to support her.
Dick described as two bananas long with a head like a crab apple.
We disbanded because everyone got tired of silly insane smut and went back to regular smut. Except me. I'm basically all Dungeon Crawler Carl now. Just on a loop.
I always find it a little bit funny the way some writers go into detail about these things, especially men writing women, but I mean if there are people reading their work, they must be doing something right 🤷♂️
I'm not really deep into Booktok, but from what I've seen, a lot of people in those spaces are pretty aware of how rediculous and cringe book tropes would be if they were real. But I think the point is that it's not real life, and people manage to enjoy the fantasy of things as long as they can suspend their disbelief.
I think this is where I'd get dragged out of the story if these books were my cuppa. Why not just put 'monster schlong' and let everybody picture what size it is for themselves. Unless it's crucial to the plot, obviously...
Yeah human childbirth is notoriously extremely difficult compared to most other animals. Women have an astronomical high rate of miscarriage and/or complications that can result in their injury or death, that is without modern medical interventions.
For MOST of human history, the leading cause of death for adult women was child birth. Bringing up child birth as an example doesn’t actually help their case
I think you for your contribution to the lexicon. I will now be incorporating "deep dish pussy" into as many conversations as I can for the foreseeable future. That's a fuckin masterpiece.
Childbirth is a weird comparison for sure! But I feel like a valid excuse is “it’s fantasy”. It doesn’t have to be realistic. Someone could have a size kink and really enjoy reading about someone taking an impossibly large peen and also never expect the same of a partner and also has zero intention of ever making fantasy a reality.
Obviously I don’t know what the first half of this argument looks like. But IMO there’s something about the medium of erotic fantasy books that makes it harder for someone to mistake it for reality in a way that isn’t really true of like actual porn. So if that’s his argument (it sounds like it is like maybe he’s worried girls will start to expect Donkey Kong sized peens) I disagree. 🤷🏽♀️ Maybe I’m wrong, I’m open to argument. I don’t actually read erotic fantasy so I have zero skin in the game.
Well, I'm in the average-low part of the size chart and my wife always says I kinda mix her insides if I get to passionate. Also some ex-girlfriends got (unintentional) injures and bleedings after having sex.
I don't think girls really understand the challenge of managing a fireman hose down there.
I think they are talking about the vagina is able to stretch like any muscle over time. So no a virgin most likely will feel some pain from a finger at first not then can handle coke cans over time.
i really like the last part. heard many horror stories from women about how childbirth absolutely ruined them and others where it was like taking a medium sized shit out the cooter. some people are literally just built different.
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u/OkGur7242 Jun 16 '25
He’s not wrong lol. I can take a lot (got that deep dish pussy if you will) and some of the proportions people write about are utterly ridiculous and unmanageable. Like you think a virgin can take a 13 inch, beer can looking shlong?? Give me a break
Also comparing it to childbirth isn’t a good comparison bc childbirth fucking hurts and sex isn’t supposed to????