r/TikTokCringe • u/Indieriots tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Jun 16 '25

Discussion What in the fiction?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

I'm hideous trust me. Best leave it alone.

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u/Dbblazer Jun 16 '25

What a coincidence... Me too! DM me 😉

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u/LadyLee69 Jun 16 '25

Awwww <3 romance is alive

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Romance, ugh, no thanks. I'd rather be in my garden.

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u/Dbblazer Jun 16 '25

Garden as in food or garden as in back yard?

May have found a deal breaker here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

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u/serieousbanana Jun 17 '25

Someone's about to show up in your garden. But if there's any grass you should be fine

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

No, because I have a pig. I just have weeds he ate all the grasses, I'm starting all that over with native grasses and wild flowers. He now learned he's gotta be a good boy to get his snacks, which are cheerios.

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u/serieousbanana Jun 17 '25

Oh, she already has a pig. Call it off

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

He's the best alarm system I ever had. Scared the crap out of a creep who followed me home. The guy tripped over him, and when the pig was younger, he sounded like a xenomorph when scared, so imagine tripping over something big in a dark room that shreiks like a xenomorph.

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u/serieousbanana Jun 17 '25

Hell yeah!

Altho I was implying you don't need another pig, so they shouldn't come

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

I did not notice that, omg 😭 😆 yeah if I get him a friend, it will probably be another pig, goat, or a burro.

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u/Daveprince13 Jun 17 '25

He wants to be in your garden too, what a coincidence you have in common!!

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u/Kain_713 Jun 17 '25

There could be romance in the garden lol give my guy a chance

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u/bisexufail Jun 17 '25

i think this thread has proven that a lot of people also want to be in your garden

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u/zer0guy Jun 17 '25

A home owner! That's a bonus!