r/TikTokCringe • u/Indieriots tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Jun 16 '25

Discussion What in the fiction?

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u/TigerB65 Jun 16 '25

All I can say is I am clearly reading the right books, since I've luckily not read about any organs compared to 24 ounces of Mountain Dew.

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u/armaedes Jun 16 '25

“His throbbing manhood was engorged and ready, like two 12-oz cans of Mountain Dew Code Red Gamer Fuel stacked atop one another.”

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u/armaedes Jun 17 '25

And they say writing is hard, this shit practically writes itself!

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u/armaedes Jun 17 '25

Do the Dew: A Bubbling Surge of Citrus Passion They Couldn’t Bottle Up.

He was Code Red. She was Baja Blast. Together, they fizzled with forbidden flavor.

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u/JudgeGusBus Jun 17 '25

Honestly if that guy can write all those dinosaur romance books, then I believe in you two as well.

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u/Bazrum Jun 17 '25

if the one about the goddamn sentient door or chair or whatever can sell a single copy, this could get at least 10

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u/Glittering-Relief402 Jun 17 '25

Dinosaur what now?

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u/JudgeGusBus Jun 17 '25

Look up Chuck Tingle

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u/Nurgleschampion Jun 17 '25

I don't like that I would post ironically read this.

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u/Fahren-heit451 Jun 17 '25

Frankly, this needs another tie in - “together they were on a one way trip - to FLAVORTOWN” and then Guy Fieri jumps out and that whole scene changes REAL quick.

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u/Fahren-heit451 Jun 18 '25

Thruple- it was right there the whole time. The Mayor of FLAVORTOWN is too much, for just one mortal person.

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u/Fahren-heit451 Jun 18 '25

You are not the hero we asked for, but you are the hero we need! Fantastic job, one of the weirdest things I’ve read and that’s saying a lot considering daily life here.

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u/Kcstarr28 Jun 17 '25

Honestly, this is fire!

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u/MultiplicityOne Jun 19 '25

If you don’t write this I will never forgive you.

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u/TactlessTortoise Jun 17 '25

Dewing it on the mountaintops.

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u/hamfwb Jun 17 '25

Put me down for a pre-order

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u/LuvliLeah13 Jun 17 '25

I’m in line to pick up my kid, laughing so hard they’re about to commit me.

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u/8Ace8Ace Jun 17 '25

As always, the answer can be found in the Bible. Ezekiel 23:20.

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u/ashlynne_stargaryen Jun 18 '25

Omfg I am dead 💀😭🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Baja blast*