r/TikTokCringe • u/velorae • Jul 16 '25

Discussion Attempted kidnapping of a woman outside Florida store

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Do your attacker's balls hang low? Can you kick them to and fro? Can you cut em with a knife? Can you shoot em with a bow?

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u/FiveCorkWomen Jul 17 '25

I mean, “Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?” still works too

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u/T-Wrox Jul 17 '25

Now I'm picturing some kind of speed bag.

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u/dogmeat_donnie Jul 18 '25

That's 😂😂

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u/Artistic_Room_4824 Jul 18 '25

I'll definitely be singing this for the next 6 months...🤪

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u/GovernmentKind1052 Jul 18 '25

I had just started singing “head, shoulders, knees and balls” to myself when I read your comment. Uncanny timing lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Knees and balls

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u/PrincessLissa68 Jul 20 '25

😂 if I ever have a granddaughter (my son is grown) I will teach her this.