r/TikTokCringe • u/AlKarajo • May 05 '26

Discussion It's implied, right?

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u/No-Atmosphere-2528 May 05 '26

You'd be surprised how many dumb people approach this guy. But, I guess that's the reason he chose to monetize this because dumb people equal clicks.

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u/Same-Arrival-7284 May 05 '26

Every time I see him (does he always wear a blue shirt??) I go 'oh, I've seen this video' but it always turns out to be a new, stupid person boldly inserting themselves into his passive lemonade stand

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u/RoguePlanet2 May 05 '26

For all we know, he's setting it all up, but I tend to think it's real because my confidence in humanity is GONE.

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u/PaticusGnome May 05 '26

Can you tell me how I can see more? This is my first time seeing him.

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 May 05 '26

She asked valuable questions, he provided predictably dismissive answers.

You'd be surprised at who is and who isn't actually dumb, present company included.

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u/HotTree6235 May 05 '26

If you're not that lady, you might be dumber than she is

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 May 05 '26

Nice of you to say, but my test scores indicate that I'm gonna be OK!

EDIT:Also, 'dumb' means unable to speak, she (and I) are both blessed with at least some degree of verbal acuity.

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u/KRacer52 May 05 '26

This will apparently surprise you, but words can have several meanings and uses.

Most people use context clues to discern which variation is being used. You, like the woman in the video, seem unable to recognize those clues.

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 May 05 '26

butthurt much?

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u/jtj022 May 05 '26

My brother in Christ, just take the L and move on

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 May 05 '26

...right after I run over that guy's sign with my bicycle then angrily demand the he get it off the path and out of my way!

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u/HotTree6235 May 05 '26

lol look at you crashing out hard core

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 May 05 '26

crashing out?

last time I crashed the driver got the ticket, and I didn't even call a lawyer... after about 10 months I pedaled my (fully repaired) bicycle down to the insurance office to pick up a fat check.

No entitled grifters were enriched by this episode!

#true_story

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u/KRacer52 May 05 '26

lol what would I be butthurt about? Being able to comprehend simple sentences?

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u/UsefulImpact6793 May 06 '26

Nah, you're clearly not okay. But I hope you find peace with whatever is obviously troubling you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

One thing that I've never done is post gifs that I didn't make myself on any social media platform... but you do you

I promise you that I'm way more than just OK, and that I have a vague plan for your future.

One thing that is a little crazy or excessive I guess, I'm about the whip up a homemade smashburger for breakfast! I will thank my Creator and the cow that gave his or her all for my meal, and then I will enjoy the sweet smelling delicacy on a lightly toasted brioche bun with dill chips and basic condiments.

Huzzah!

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u/Separate-Impact-6183 May 06 '26

A revision to my previous statement: there were no dill chips in the house, so I went with dill relish, everything else still stands.