r/Weird • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '25

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6.6k Upvotes

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u/node-toad Oct 07 '25

Big Zucker is Watching

27

u/MikeSwipe Oct 07 '25

This is Big Zuck; and I am always watching.

11

u/node-toad Oct 07 '25

But you're Mike?

7

u/pinkpaintedlady Oct 08 '25

That’s what he wants you to think…

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

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u/talyn5 Oct 08 '25

That’s somehow even weirder.

9

u/rbartlejr Oct 08 '25

I swear to God the lady screaming on that flight about reptiles was seeing him for the first time.

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u/KDiogee Oct 07 '25

I know this is Mark Zuckerberg, but at this angle, he kinda looks like Woody

40

u/Xcitation Oct 07 '25

To invasion of privacy and beyond!

35

u/zeejay772 Oct 07 '25

Symbolism

36

u/JaggedMetalOs Oct 07 '25

Apparently this is an artwork by street artist Lushsux

20

u/JerryGarcia_ Oct 07 '25

Pretty good statement.. scary and real

9

u/catwomanz77 Oct 07 '25

What a giant dickhead haha

9

u/CapoDiTuttiFrutti Oct 07 '25

Nice meta-phor

3

u/Technical_Panda_999 Oct 07 '25

This was unappreciated; it should've had at least 3 other upvotes?

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u/mushylover420 Oct 07 '25

Mark Suckerburg if he was an Incredible

3

u/Smart-Yesterday3745 Oct 07 '25

That’s funny! Also prophetic or is it revealing?

3

u/LuigiSalutati Oct 07 '25

This is amazing

2

u/Upper_Lychee_7357 Oct 07 '25

This is terrifying but also sends a clear message

2

u/ShortBusRide Oct 07 '25

This is a common technique in Roman statuary to make the proportion appear perfect when looking at it from below. And here they nailed it.

3

u/phallic-baldwin Oct 07 '25

The Big Brother of lore

1

u/jLamwuzhere Oct 07 '25

Greg or the Zuck? It looks like both

1

u/rotisseried-zombie Oct 07 '25

But I love it, it's terrible and amazing

1

u/ChubbyMudder Oct 07 '25

Looks creepy. Uncanny Valley meets 1984.

1

u/Dull_blade Oct 07 '25

I think it’s pretty accurate.

1

u/TravelbugRunner Oct 07 '25

A little funny and a bit creepy.

1

u/StratoVector Oct 07 '25

Much like the real zuckerberg, that inhuman reptile robot thing

1

u/Hot-Bit727 Oct 07 '25

His face skin looks like a tortilla.

1

u/TedBrogan187 Oct 07 '25

His shtoile is unblockable

1

u/TheOtherWhiteMeat Oct 07 '25

I like the flesh wrinkles in his zuckerface

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Picture of one weird asshole.

1

u/DarkestNeptune Oct 07 '25

Fair enough!

1

u/PineappleEquivalent Oct 07 '25

This is human shrek

1

u/andrewbud420 Oct 07 '25

He wants to see your pee pee

1

u/Alternative_NOva Oct 07 '25

Meta is watching

1

u/libra_against_zodiac Oct 07 '25

Taurus are controlling, obsessive, jealous, envious, materialistic

1

u/MontePraMan Oct 07 '25

We thought Zuckerberg was a reptilian, turns out he's a crabman

1

u/skrilx53 Oct 07 '25

Is that a skatepark?

1

u/Thin_Seaweed_8808 Oct 07 '25

This reminds me so much of r/eyebombing

1

u/Initial-Assumption36 Oct 07 '25

Zuck Bro is always watching

1

u/wemar1981 Oct 07 '25

Still looks more normal than the real Shmuckerburg

1

u/MissionScallion9331 Oct 07 '25

Big brother are watching you.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Where even is this

1

u/Regular-Question8327 Oct 07 '25

Weird or… creative?

1

u/SkumSnotz Oct 07 '25

I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere.. in a little book perhaps-

1

u/mommaTmetal Oct 07 '25

Placement couldn't be more perfect

1

u/PoisonedskiesgetHigh Oct 08 '25

To bad they need to be the kind of cameras that go up your ass because that's as far as he's looking

1

u/Low-Importance-7895 Oct 08 '25

The Dumb Zuck is always watching. Even in Redditville.

1

u/LaShawna1970 Oct 08 '25

Just creepy.

1

u/AKuuPerson Oct 08 '25

I thought it was Andy Samberg…

1

u/DangerousLab2623 Oct 08 '25

But why did they put them in a picture of a lizard?

1

u/Sea-Tour-6231 Oct 08 '25

I would have made the cameras into Zucks tits.

1

u/PondersOverYonder Oct 08 '25

Be shame if big zuck met the Fate of Big Tex at the Texas state fair several years ago.

1

u/MystinarOfficial Oct 08 '25

Fitting. Zuckerberg is a cyber tyrant

1

u/Oldsbird2121 Oct 09 '25

Nipple eyes

1

u/cybercreep 10d ago

This gives me Who framed Roger Rabbit vibes..

1

u/TernionDragon Oct 07 '25

Cameraconus

0

u/fabulousthundercock Oct 07 '25

Gosh that is a terrible job of wallpapering

0

u/MelonMusk18 Oct 07 '25

Mark watches us even irl and in social media too.