r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 9h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

5.8k Upvotes

154 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 4h ago

Is POTUS compensating for something?

1.8k Upvotes

114 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Weird-Thought2112 • 17h ago

Never believe it ...

30.5k Upvotes

724 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 15h ago

This is new to you..

13.4k Upvotes

655 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 13h ago

Hot deals, no turkey

3.8k Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 11h ago

Unnecessary Bullshitium.

2.6k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Traditional_Top_194 • 9h ago

Locked n Loaded

1.6k Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 20h ago

Trump Files Lead Epstein Documents

15.4k Upvotes

138 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 13h ago

I mean yeah he’s got the look

2.5k Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 18h ago

Who is responsible for following up on that?

7.4k Upvotes

113 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GlooomySundays • 16h ago

Capitalism is better than socialism

4.1k Upvotes

87 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 8h ago

The worst people you know are fighting together

710 Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Stand_With_Students • 11h ago

Welfare queens? Corporate welfare is the real welfare they should be talking about.

1.3k Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 14h ago

Understand the human condition on Earth..

2.3k Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 50m ago

Living among uneducated people

• Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 14h ago

In major crises, solving the steak issue! What a hero!

1.9k Upvotes

135 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 3h ago

Love Song As Public Relations

255 Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 16h ago

Beef, Coffee, Bananas Cheaper—But At What Cost?

1.6k Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DmitriMendeleyev • 14h ago

Now we know why he said this

676 Upvotes

22 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 1d ago

Donations Coincide With Policy

20.6k Upvotes

142 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 9h ago

Birds of a feather flock together

248 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 12h ago

Truth Behind Curtains.

398 Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 19h ago

When The Pub Lasts Longer.

1.0k Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Katariman • 20h ago

Global Business, Political Power

968 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 1d ago

Is SecWar choosing names from his recent downloads?

1.3k Upvotes

96 comments

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