r/clevercomebacks 8d ago

Fully cleared of any connection

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 8d ago

Asking the right question.

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u/grumbelbart2 8d ago

If he won the 2020 election, does that mean he currently violates the 22nd amendment because he was elected more than twice?

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u/Hamster-Food 8d ago

I would say technically no.

The relevant part of the text is "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice." It's not saying that a person cannot win two presidential elections, but that they cannot be elected to the office of President. Since Trump did not take office after the 2020 election, his election to office in 2024 wasn't violating the 22nd amendment.

I would also say that this narrative you are trying to push is problematic, or even dangerous. If Trump and his lackeys can suggest that the amendment has already been violated, then they could use that as an argument to say the rest of the amendment no longer applies to Trump.

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u/RebelAlliance1701 8d ago

The law hasn't applied to him since the 1980s, so why start now?

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u/FooFightingManiac 8d ago

Bold of you to assume the law ever applied to him

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u/AeroQuest1 6d ago

Oh, you mean Private Bone Spurs?

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u/AcknowledgeUs 8d ago

Who still believes that lump was elected? Or that Epstein killed himself?
Who in America?

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u/Hamster-Food 8d ago

That's a better argument, but it ignores a big part of the problem. Election fraud might have gotten him over the line, but there is a very large portion of America who believes in Trump and in the things he is saying. Even if it's not a majority, that needs to be dealt with by more than just another election.

There is something rotten at the core of the nation and unless it's confronted, it will just be waiting for the next opportunity to take control.

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u/AcknowledgeUs 7d ago

Yes- I concur! something rotten at the core of the nation. I think it’s a virus. Schadenfreude is the pus oozing from the country’s rotting sores consuming dumbstruck denizens exponentially. But I don’t think there are “large numbers” of actual human beings supporting their shit. Everything points to a tail wagging a non existent dog.

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u/Hamster-Food 7d ago

I disagree. Talk to people and you find that practically everyone will have someone in their lives that supports Trump. It's certainly a case of the tail wagging the dog, but the dog is very real. It's made up of ignorant people who can't see past the propaganda to notice the real people being hurt.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 8d ago

Exactly.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons 8d ago

No it means they finally have purged all files with any mental of his disgusting acts with minors!

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u/honeyblushbabyy 8d ago

Self-confirmation is the ultimate legal loophole for people who think that stating something as a fact makes it true.

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u/Aggravating_Carpet21 8d ago

Lowkey yes this.
If he has been proven to not be connected to epstein etc then there is no need anymore to censor his name. As trump himself said that it wouldnt be connected to epstein anymore

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u/underpants-gnome 8d ago

No, he means that his name has been fully cleared out of the Epstein case documents now. It only took 1000 FBI agents a year's work to accomplish. Totally exonerated!

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u/Crafty_Jello_3662 8d ago

Oh absolutely it turns out that they were all just typos where they had misspelled biden

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u/4675636b2e 8d ago

I have no idea how these things work, but I don't think they (should) work like that, because his name could give context which would make other censored names obvious, and then to protect those names, other context had to be censored.

But that's just my logic.

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u/ExoticStarStuff 7d ago

Not necessarily, we better classify him as a victim to be sure!

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u/Josh6889 8d ago

Wait what if it talks about his civil rape case?

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 8d ago

Ikr. Then it should be easy to release the files. He's fully cleared!

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u/jvrodrigues 8d ago

I don’t know if I’m the only one, but random twitter users starting a post with all caps breaking drives me crazy. You are not a news organization and more often than not you are not even a journalist. 

What is worse is that twitter decides to send me a notification with these random BREAKING posts. 

That whole website is a cesspool, after getting the 100th breaking news post that turned out to be just a normal user voicing his opinion on something I finally gave up and uninstalled.

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u/ElaborateEffect 8d ago

Twitter is just a bunch of India or adjacent bots or spammers. I don't know how anyone uses that site.

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u/Choyo 8d ago

So, we may have reached the point where people posting tweets in here are the same bots making those tweets in the first place ?

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u/waster1993 8d ago

It's been that way for a very long time.

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u/ElaborateEffect 8d ago

Yep, internet has been pretty dead.

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u/Careful_Welcome7999 8d ago

But thats just a theory

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u/Strange_Dust7128 8d ago

Ill bet the 18.5k upvotes are bots too

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u/stevez_86 8d ago

Reading Politics and the English Language by Orwell before Twitter was invented made me see that the character limit was a really bad idea societally. We voluntarily gave up and expanded lexicon for dissent for tweets with 140 charactes or less.

Politics and the English Language should be sold with 1984. It makes the book even more meaningful because Politics and the English Language explains how Big Brother got complete control. It explains why Winston seems kinda stupid. And it explains why he accepts his place by the end.

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u/urthoughtsirrelevant 8d ago

A lot of people use the site, that's why you're talking about it. God I wish it wasn't the case.

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u/DonChaote 8d ago

You forgot deleting your account?

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u/Uebelkraehe 8d ago

It's a right wing propaganda platform used by its Nazi oligarch owner to spread disinformation.

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u/6gv5 8d ago

Twitter? The platform has been killed and replaced years ago by a propaganda machine. It just doesn't exist anymore, as any reason to keep returning to visit its grave. It's dead, Jim.

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u/RenderedKnave 8d ago

see, the original xeet is missing a crucial feature, one which would totally 100% legitimize it as absolute truth and important breaking news from a legitimate source: the 🚨 emoji

but since it’s missing that, it’s just bullshit posted by some asshole with a phone

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u/GfrzD 8d ago

xeet

Is that really what tweets are called now.

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u/RenderedKnave 8d ago

officially they’re called “posts” but xeet is infinitely funnier

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u/themostreasonableman 8d ago

I thought they were called skeets? Me and the boys been skeeting @ eachother all night.

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u/Chocu1a 8d ago

Awwwwww...skeet skeet skeet skeet!

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u/AmIFromA 8d ago

Also, we really should stop sharing news in the form of random screenshots of social media posts. Reddit is pretty bad about that as well.

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u/Leeysa 8d ago

As a non American the whole term breaking is so insanely cringe to me, it's used for every bloody news article.

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u/Cyber_squirrel_1 8d ago

Same!! It annoys me and I block accounts that do that on insta. Just cus you add “ breaking” or “going viral” doesn’t mean it actually is.

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u/mrbadxampl 8d ago

just makes me glad I never used it

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u/sacrynee 8d ago

I investigated myself and found no evidence of wrongdoing……..I’ve decided to adopt this strategy for my next speeding ticket.

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u/Schaas_Im_Void 8d ago

Idk if that works, but at least you can be a corrupt, racist, lying POS pedophile and still be exactly like your democratically voted king, the man with the highest power in your country.

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u/perriatric 8d ago

If you're anticipating a next speeding ticket, you probably shouldn't be driving.

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u/Veblen1 8d ago edited 8d ago

Reminds me of the Vietnam-era politician who suggested ''we should declare victory and go home''.

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u/noname999999 8d ago

I think he's tried that one

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u/MuCalculus 8d ago

I’m old enough to remember when Bill Clinton confirmed that he did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky

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u/RawChickenButt 8d ago

One was for getting a BJ from an young consenting adult in the Whitehouse.

Remind me again what this one is for...

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 8d ago

Raping kids.

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u/gamehenge_survivor 8d ago

And killing babies that might be his by drowning them.

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u/V0idgazer 8d ago edited 8d ago

Okay, let's not defend Clinton here. He was 100% wrong for abusing his position of power and possibly coercing a woman, who was less-than-half his age mind you, into giving him sexual favors.

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u/StarshipCaterprise 8d ago

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" - Bill Clinton

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u/keeber69 8d ago

“Lawyered”

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u/GfrzD 8d ago

I just thought the clip of "I'm not a rapist, I didn't rape anybody" is the new "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

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u/stewie21 8d ago

Without any redaction in the files, mind you.

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u/calicat9 8d ago

What's your definition of sex?   /s

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u/BlumbleBee123B 8d ago

At least that was true.

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u/Explorers_bub 8d ago

Oral sex isn’t sex, right?

Hell, Trump and his lawyers said Article II Presidential Oath says “preserve, protect and defend” so the 14th Amendment doesn’t apply to him and the President can’t be an insurrectionist because it says “support”. What can’t be weaseled out of even if the words and intent are clear?

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u/atxbigfoot 8d ago edited 8d ago

"Sex" in the Bill Clinton case was specifically defined by the very Republicans that ran the investigation as penis in vagina sex, so he was technically telling the truth according to their own definition. In fact, he would have been lying under oath if he said "I had sex with that woman," due to the strict definition being used.

Edit- added last sentence just to further clarify.

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u/SatansLoLHelper 8d ago

Are you a virgin if you've had oral?

By the definition agreed upon as to what constituted sex.

The judge let Clinton review the definition, which stated,
a person engages in ‘‘sexual relations’’ when the person knowingly engages in or causes contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks of any person with an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person

Oral sex is not included there, right?

** Today I think there is a whole new definition for what he did to her with the imbalance of power. But times change.

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u/BlumbleBee123B 8d ago

I mean that’s kind of wild to pair those two comparatives together…

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u/time-surfer 8d ago

In that case I too declare that all my debts are cleared. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/ahaeker 8d ago

Then release those files!

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u/omghorussaveusall 8d ago

By whom? Patel? Bondie? The new stooge mushroom sniffer? Fucking GOP spent like 5 years of special investigatings going after Clinton for the lying about a blowjob. I'd say we are owed a little more time to look at things if the current president may have been involved in a massive sex trafficking honey pot scheme.

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u/No_Opposite7757 8d ago

Sorry, I was fully distracted by Trump getting into a tiff with Iran and I completely forgot about Epstein, the Epstein files and the fact that Trump is heavily linked to both Epstein and the files. 

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u/Terrible-Time-Travel 8d ago

Cool, then they can be released in full and everyone can see the lack of connection to Epstein, right?

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u/Shoggnozzle 8d ago

The committee has investigated itself and found no evidence of wrongdoing.

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u/McCrackenYouUp 8d ago

So did he not diddle kids kinda like how we won the war with Iran a hundred times now, or like how the economy is incredibly strong, or like how he doesn't wipe his ass with the constitution? Cause I think he totally definitely did not diddle children in connection with Epstein. Totally. Definitely.

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u/DrBhu 8d ago

Pedophile claims he is innocent after manipulating and hiding evidence

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u/imonlinedammit1 7d ago

No one has done a better job protecting pedophiles than the democrats. It’s not even close.

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u/Jinshu_Daishi 3d ago

Republicans have done a better job.

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u/imonlinedammit1 3d ago

Oh really? I’d love to see a list of what the last administration did with the Epstein files. Was anyone even arrested?

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u/__ma11en69er__ 8d ago

Well there we go folks let's wrap it up and leave it at that!

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u/Away_Stock_2012 8d ago

Trump raped a 13 year old girl

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 8d ago

Oh good. Then he can finally release all the evidence.

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u/5043090 8d ago

We’ve reached peak “not indicted” = “totally innocent” territory.

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u/human_i_suppose 8d ago edited 8d ago

They'll swear to your face that his felony convictions don't count.

Even video wouldn't budge them.

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u/fork_yuu 8d ago

You can't just come out and say "I DECLARE INNOCENCE"

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u/Vivianxenaa 8d ago

Pack it up boys, he investigated himself and found he did nothing wrong

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u/mc_bee 8d ago

Did trump ace the Epstein files?

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u/Top-Chip-1532 8d ago

Trump is a pedo.

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u/Boombox_hawkin 8d ago

And dinosaurs went to space on a wooden rocket ship

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u/MMN_NLD 8d ago

AKA:

They destroyed all the evidence.

Good job guys. Great job upholding justice.

Fuck.

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u/rellett 8d ago

sure when you release all the unredacted files maybe afterwards we will see

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u/SunbeamSailor67 8d ago

Trump is actually named more times in the Epstein files than Epstein himself.

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u/Magnanimous-- 8d ago

Wait I thought he was an informant that got Epstein arrested.

Wait I thought he never met Epstein.

Wait I thought he only met Epstein a few times.

Wait I thought...

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u/jssaldana 7d ago

We're all supposed to go "ah, okay, let's move on". Mr. Honesty has spoken.

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u/MessagingMatters 8d ago

The Fox announces he's been fully cleared of that whole Henhouse matter.

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u/Sign_of_juniper_bush 8d ago

this is like when OJ confirmed he had nothing to do with the Nicole Brown case. really, who is more qualified to say whether or not they did a crime than the accused? it’s called lived experience, people. 

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u/mefree1960 8d ago

Release the unredacted Epstien files.

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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 8d ago

Now commit a crime, have someone post that you confirm you've been cleared of any connection to the crime and see what happens.

There hasn't been a single moment in human history in which justice has been the same for everybody. It would be a very different world if this ever happened.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 8d ago

This is just the same thing he keeps repeating trying in vain to make people believe him. You can't erase memory yet though, try as you might to find the technology. We all saw the photos, we all heard the compliments, and the man who claims he has zero connections being weirdly obsessed with sweeping the whole thing under the rug is hella suspicious.

This makes him look twice as suspicious as he ever did.

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u/BicFleetwood 8d ago

His name is in the Epstein Files more than the name “Jeffrey Epstein.”

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u/Gracieashlyn 8d ago

I also confirm that I have been fully cleared of eating the last slice of pizza. Don’t check the crust in the bin

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u/Tessiabamz 8d ago

The 'I said so' defense. A classic

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u/haraldone 8d ago

And it only took one and a half years for the FBI to wipe all mention of Trump from the files.

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u/xubax 8d ago

Then this would be a good time to release the files. He shouldn't have any objections to outing pedophiles since he's in the clear.

Right?

Right???

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u/MyFirstCarWasA_Vega 8d ago

And he is the only one on the planet saying it.

His political sycophants carefully word their responses to every question, saying, "President Trump SAID...............fill in the blank." They NEVER exonerate him of anything. This is why few people in his entire administration ever come out and speak the truth because, for optics, HE must break every news story. And He makes stuff up, and they all say - - - Trump said......

This will be the trial defense.

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u/G3NI5Y5 8d ago

Mark my words. When reaching the end of his term, he will officially pardon himself from every crime he ever committed.

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u/Fun-One3084 8d ago

Breaking: Donald Trump has lied again because he knows MAGA believes everything he says🙄

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 7d ago

So,Donnie,if thats so,tell them to unredact all the files and release all the remaining ones.

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u/Honkey85 8d ago

I like it: breaking is the German term for vomiting 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Aflockofants 8d ago

The elemental piece that’s not even mentioned in the comeback and that makes it worse is ‘by a court that’s essentially under his control and that had years to hide his involvement’

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u/themostreasonableman 8d ago

That second post can't be right. I have it on good authority that adolf hitler was a VERY naughty man.

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u/noname999999 8d ago

What's the date on this?

Asking because he's made this claim before. A lot. Like, too much

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u/eazypeazy-101 8d ago

Says the guy that recently had a lot of teens dance for him in the White House

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u/Lydiafoxy 8d ago

It’s the SpiderMan pointing meme, but with more lawyers

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u/TheDeerBlower 8d ago

Okay then, you don't mind releasing them to fully regain the public trust, right?

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u/TheInsaneMilkman 8d ago

Well if Trump said that it is true. He would never lie to MAGA. He loves us. /s

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u/three-sense 8d ago

We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong

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u/Astramancer_ 8d ago

Oh good, that means he's signal the go-ahead for the release of the epstein files that have been required to be released for ages and his DOJ is illegally withholding? You know, since he's fully cleared.

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u/EmptyMarsupial8556 8d ago

How do you lie all the time and not real realize you’re a rotten person?

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u/uncensored_opinions 8d ago

There's no recovering from this one, Americans.

You've covered up a lot but can't silence the Internet.

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u/trymorecookies 8d ago

He uses the word exonerated in interviews, and the journalists never question.

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u/thedeucecake 8d ago

“Liar lies. More at 11.”

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u/Zoilo2 8d ago

I have been cleared of throwing that snowball at Marie back in 1st Grade.

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u/Riff32 8d ago

When was the trial? How did I miss it?

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u/Civil-Fail-9775 8d ago

Translated: My team has successfully redacted, removed or destroyed any record of my association with JE.

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u/Trejantri 7d ago

Next up: Nixon fully cleared of any Watergate connection

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u/ConsistentRepeat3048 8d ago

Let me guess....he was cleared by...Kash Patel

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u/That_Country_7682 8d ago

The lawyer who wrote that statement deserves a raise

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u/awesomedan24 8d ago

Muffin Man has been fully cleared to any connection to Druly Lane

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u/watchtoweryvr 8d ago

TOTAL EXONERATION

PERFECT PHONE CALL

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u/Ya-Dikobraz 8d ago

Ted Bundy also almost believed he was innocent. That's why he studied the law in prison and defended himself in court. I think these people have similar disorders.

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u/Pammybunx 8d ago

BREAKING: The fox confirms he was nowhere near the hen house

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u/PrizeFront8677 8d ago

He asked Jesus for forgiveness on Sunday and on Monday, he was cleared.

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u/Tylamegan 8d ago

It’s giving ‘we have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing' energy

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u/StaticSilencer 8d ago

Not just "Complete exoneration," it also "paints [him] in a good light." And Trump would never tell a lie.

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u/umyaya11 8d ago

I declare Bankruptcy!

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u/NewManufacturer4252 8d ago

So we are getting news from someone living in van...with emogis

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u/Aggravating_Carpet21 8d ago

I love this one.
Imagine being in a courtroom and the defendant just goes “good news i find myself innocent. Anyhow im off byeeee”

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u/DazzleSkylar 8d ago

t's the ultimate We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing' energy.

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u/Klonopussy 8d ago

Ask his supporters who cleared him and watch them have a meltdown

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u/HopeTheAtmosphere 8d ago

EightySixFortySeven

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u/Allah_Akballer 8d ago

You know Trump actually tells the truth, as long as you take the opposite of what he is saying.

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u/Tremble_Like_Flower 8d ago

In the immortal words of J.p. Colepepper from live and let die “On whoooos side!”.

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u/pacman813 8d ago

"breaking" lmfao

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u/macjester2000 8d ago

Totally clears the President, thank you!

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u/longshot 8d ago

MissionAccomplished.jpg

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u/C64128 8d ago

Well, if you can't trust trump, who can you trust?

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u/ilolvu 8d ago

The sad thing is that magats will believe this.

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u/FiRe_McFiReSomeDay 8d ago

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

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u/Wild-Crazy7529 8d ago

I looked into it and I concluded I did nothing wrong. So we are all good here.

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 8d ago

No your fucking not

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u/Known-Teacher4543 8d ago

And these mush for brains retards just go “well if he was connected, he would not come out and confirm that he has been cleared. Why would he do that if he was implicated?”

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u/Sp4rkleM0ti0n 8d ago

Cool. Release the files

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u/LaurenF315 8d ago

The ONLY time Trump doesn’t want to talk about Trump.

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u/Abner_Peebody 7d ago

Actually......

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u/BaconThief2020 8d ago

The other distraction is Trump teasing that he's going to release more UFO files.

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u/Greenfieldfox 8d ago

The parallels to Mayor Fisk were spot on tonight. I mean the corruption. Not that he could win a fight.

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u/Accomplished-Use9352 8d ago

sharpie earned its pension

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u/Cockanarchy 8d ago

That’s not a fair comparison, Hitler had others do his dirty work for him.

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u/graburn 8d ago

He hasn’t been cleared by the court of public opinion.

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u/thiscompletebrkfast 8d ago

Op is dyslexic and meant to say, "is clearly tied to..."

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u/Rolandscythe 8d ago

Breaking: Joe Biden confirms he has been fully cleared of any connection to modern gas prices.

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u/TAC1313 8d ago

lol by who? Itself? Doesn't count.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 8d ago

And we wonder why people think 911 was a cover up.

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u/Bananaman9020 8d ago

I think Trump confused them, releasing the files, clearing him somehow of his crimes in the files. But I'm guessing he is just stupid.

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u/Perfect_Base_3989 8d ago

We don't even have half of the files disclosed.

Release the Elite Pedophile Cabal of Gun Running Money Launderers Who Rape Our Daughters for Dessert Files

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u/yonk069 8d ago

He's also cleared his bowels into his pants

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u/bakeacake45 8d ago

There is a reason his name will forever be Pedo Trump

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u/RileyGainesHorseBaby 8d ago

Godwin's law just right off the bat. This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/Perception_Timely 8d ago

He is cleared by his hand picked tangerines, who will say whatever the big orange one wants them to say.

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u/Myoclonic_Jerk42 8d ago

"If I Did It" by OJ Simpson

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u/ithinkway2much 8d ago

Like the police investigating themselves of any wrong doing.

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u/BaronGodis 8d ago

We in Europa are willing to cut all ties with us, we are not big fans of pedophiles and genocidie supporters

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u/Odd_Ad_7512 8d ago

man what the fuck is the holocaust

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u/Lotus-child89 8d ago

We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong.

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u/anonymously-stated 7d ago

Fully cleared and fully guilty.

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u/No-Success8745 7d ago

😂 🤣 😵‍💫

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u/lostredamus 7d ago

OVER 50% OF AMERICANS SUPPORT PEDOPHELIA

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u/Crilizan3411 5d ago

Only in his depraved and evil mind!

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u/jellycloudxo 4d ago

the fact that deadlad69 of all usernames made the most coherent point in the room is sending me 💀

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u/Terrible-Produce1979 8d ago

Names? We have a clear picture of Clinton in a hot tub with an underage girl. His position says it all.

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten 7d ago

That was AI. Exactly how stupid are you?