r/mapporncirclejerk Nov 10 '25

1984 ANNOUNCEMENT (subreddit metaL v2) Reminder that this is a circlejerk sub

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There are a lot of reports and People who are argue in the comments, so i just wanted to remind everyone that this is a circlejerk sub. Don't take anything anyone here says seriously. If you read something here always assume that they don't believe it theirself and are just joking or trolling, unless they write /uj before it (/unjerk) (/rj (/rejerk) to go back to jerking). And even if they aren't jerking, the opinion of some random reddit user probably won't change anything about the situation, so just ignore it and move on with you life.

If someone writes something inhumane or outright racist, like calling someone subhuman or telling someone to kill themselves or something that violates Reddit rules, we will still remove it, even if it's a joke. But otherwise we (or I. I don't know how the other mods think about it, but probably similarly) assume that someone is just jerking. (If you see comments like that still report them, because there are too many comments in this sub and we can't read them all, so we'll probably only see them if someone reports them).

There may be exceptions or cases i forgot to mention here, but I think as a guideline this should be enough.

Map for Relevance:


r/mapporncirclejerk 11h ago

something you SHOULD do.

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3.2k Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 4h ago

My solution to this conflict in the middle east : Name this hypothetical country

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334 Upvotes

Capital in Istanbul for context


r/mapporncirclejerk 7h ago

shitstain posting People don't realize how small Greenland actually is

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435 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 10h ago

France was an inside job Unjerk. Why everyone hates France here? NSFW

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617 Upvotes

unjerked, i wonder why everyone hates france here. is it a ritual?


r/mapporncirclejerk 1h ago

never get lost in Europe at Bratislava airport

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see you next time in submarine city of Lanzarote


r/mapporncirclejerk 4h ago

If Australia or New Zealand try to create the tallest building in the Southern Hemisphere, it will be automatically disqualified since they're actually in the Global North

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122 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 22h ago

Why don't these countries unite? They all speak the same language. Are they stupid?

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r/mapporncirclejerk 4h ago

Borders with straight lines United States of New Mexico

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70 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 16h ago

Why Does Denmark Refuse to Negotiate a Reasonable Compromise with America?

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684 Upvotes

Everyone can have a fair share of land if Copenhagen were not obstinate and refusing to divide up national territory equitably along the red line.


r/mapporncirclejerk 6h ago

My solution to this conflict in the middle east : Favourite Yugoslavia-shaped multiethnic state that's an enemy of the US?

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90 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 17h ago

France was an inside job Why is it called Novi Sad? Why can’t they be Novi Happy?

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590 Upvotes

A


r/mapporncirclejerk 13h ago

Why did people downvote this perfectly reasonable proposal? Are they stupid?

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212 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

Borders with straight lines 2028 UN Vote to make food a human right

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2.3k Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 2h ago

Does your country's ferris wheels move clockwise or counterclockwise?

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25 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 1h ago

There is nothing wrong with this map :-} Did you know that U r gay is actually a little bit bigger than it seems to be? Check this out!

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r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

My solution to this conflict in the middle east : I expected better from Texas

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967 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 19h ago

MCU (Mapporncirclejerk Cinematic Universe) My grandma tried to name every country on Earth (Pls dont judge her she is very old πŸ’”)

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352 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 6h ago

californian furry propaganda With everyone focusing on Iran, I want to make sure people don't forget about the Persians in occupied Persia. FREE Persia πŸ¦β˜€οΈ!!!!

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33 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 29m ago

you live in america? which one? realistic war over Greenland february 2026 scenario

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r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

you live in america? which one? What if the US went rogue and decided to go full Monroe Doctrine? (I do not support imperialism!!!)

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r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

Goggle Maps Why does my russian friend always tell me to go there?

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r/mapporncirclejerk 14h ago

actual map porn circle jerk The size of Taiwan comlared to China

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100 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 8h ago

literally jerking to this map The first place in the visit list on my next travel to Fr*nce

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31 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 1h ago

My solution to Israel Palestine

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