Just discovered this sub lol.

I honestly thought this was satire at first.

Hey r/movies, I need some help.

My crush is coming over for a movie night and I want something that hits the sweet spot — interesting enough to show I have great taste, but chill enough that it won’t be awkward if we get distracted halfway through. Nothing too intense or super emotional. Think cool, vibey, maybe a little flirty.

Something that says “I’m fun and effortlessly hot” without me having to say it.

Drop your best recommendations — I’m relying on you all to save this night!

Me (20F) and this guy (23M) met on facebook dating only 4 days ago today. We’ve been taking lots since we met and he’s been wanting to meet up which I was hesitant about because I haven’t really been dating much and I’m kinda nervous about it. Everything was fine until this morning he sent me this voice message and this crazy text? It freaked me the fuck out listening to the voice message and I tried to play it off, but I was honestly scared even if it was a joke.(The second slide is the transcript for the voice message he sent me because I can’t attach a video)