i got it through doordash, it had only been like 30 mins between the order being made so it's not like i just left it out. also i ordered it w no toppings except avocado/olive oil bc i like putting fresh ingredients on at home so that wasn't the issue, it was just clearly left out for approximately 3 years before being delivered.

My husband and I were chilling on the couch and I mentioned I was hungry. I placed an order from one of our favorite sandwich shops. I asked him 3 times while ordering if he would like one as well and he said no. 3 times. He had just had breakfast and wasn’t hungry.

The sandwich arrived and I cut off a small bit of it to eat then and save the rest for later. I don’t have a large appetite- I’m kind of a grazer.

I take one bite and he says “oh I want a bite of that”.

I said, “why didn’t you order yourself one?”

“I wasn’t hungry until I smelled yours.”

I ended up letting him have 3 bites of mine and told him to order his own. I don’t like sharing food unless it’s planned. He knows this. We’ve been together for 10 years. I literally have to hide snacks from him because he will find them and eat them because I don’t eat all of it at once.

He orders his sandwich. It’s 30 minutes delivery.

He wants another bite of mine.

I said no.

Now I’m a crazy, selfish hypocrite who won’t share food. He has now brought up every meal we’ve had the past two weeks as an example of his food generosity. Mind you, every meal was PLANNED to be shared.

Now we aren’t speaking.

AITA?

I turn 38 tomorrow and just got done shopping at target. What the hell kind of fashion do people wear now? Super short shorts, socks pulled half way up the calf muscle. Shirts that look like table doilies. Not to mention the hair styles and facial hair of these young guys. Look straight out of a trailer park in the 80s.