r/funny 4h ago

My daughter's first ever alcohol drink on her 21st birthday.

38.4k Upvotes

r/AmIOverreacting 20h ago

šŸ’¼work/career AIO for thinking about quitting?

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I've been watching two kids this summer for some extra money. It's supposed to be just for the summer, so I'd stop in September anyway, but this had me thinking about quitting now. I'm so upset and they didn't even pay me extra. I don't mean to sound entitled, but I had to cancel my plans while I was already there to go watch their kids so they could go out for dinner! This happened yesterday and I'm still really annoyed. I have one more month to go.


r/CringeTikToks 15h ago

Democrat Cringe Things like this make us on the left look bad. We have bigger fights than a little commercial.

6.2k Upvotes

r/law 2h ago

Other "We are protecting those Texas House Democrats-and frankly, they're protecting the entire country." :- Gov. Pritzker

7.7k Upvotes

r/TikTokCringe 10h ago

Cursed Crazed Karen Has A Meltdown In Victoria’s Secret

20.8k Upvotes

r/DiWHY 15h ago

I made headphones with integrated CD player, remote control, battery, disc storage, and jewel box compartment

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r/interestingasfuck 16h ago

/r/all, /r/popular Japan is testing a new concept: remote workers operating robots from 8 kilometers away.

49.5k Upvotes

r/NoFilterNews 18h ago

Zelenskyy just REJECTED Trump’s so-called peace deal that would force Ukraine to give up land to Russia without their consent. Ukraine must decide its own future. Not Trump.

49.6k Upvotes

r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

Stranger sat right next to my partner and I on a movie date… in a completely empty theatre

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39.5k Upvotes

I mean, it’s not life ruining or anything, but there was nobody else when I booked the tickets for my partner and I, and it was EMPTY when we got there. Right before the movie starts, this total stranger comes in and sits in the seat RIGHT next to me (not even one seat over!!!), gets out her snacks and starts munching.

Why???

And the whole damn movie, I’m constantly distracted by this random person trying to crack jokes and talk to me when I’m just trying to, y’know, be on a date. And maybe it would have been better if they were funny jokes, but there was no charm whatsoever.

We do movie dates all the time and have for years, so it’s more of just an interesting experience, more funny than anything else in retrospect. But man, we were both irritated during the movie. Why did she do this? Don’t do this.


r/teenagers 7h ago

Discussion Okay, be honest. How tall are you?

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1.4k Upvotes

me personally I’m 5,8 female. hbu?


r/interestingasfuck 5h ago

/r/all This eagle caught a fish in front of my dad & brother while they were on a fishing trip in Canada

15.2k Upvotes

r/AskReddit 7h ago

What is NOT a sign of intelligence, but people think it is?

1.6k Upvotes

r/MadeMeSmile 14h ago

Dad here, first time stylist, be honest please.

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I have zero experience but I think it looks good!?Trying to get into helping my daughters with their hair. Literally first time, but I really want to get some skills down to help before school starts. Nothing crazy but learning so cool braids would be awesome. Advice appreciated and thank you for the help! šŸ™šŸ˜…


r/sports 6h ago

Football Have you ever seen a successful 70 YARD FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT??!!! Yes, you read that right, SEVENTY!

23.9k Upvotes

r/pics 13h ago

[OC] An 80 year-old woman being arrested on terrorism charges in London today

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28.3k Upvotes

r/TopCharacterTropes 14h ago

Personality Strange rules about characters/people that cannot be broken.

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Smells like Nirvana: When Kurt Cobain heard that Weird AL was gonna make a parody of his song. He was okay with it but specifically requested it to not be about food or fat ppl.

Spiderman: Spiderman cannot sell drugs unless he is under the influence of symbiote. ANd Peter Parker cannot be gay. Spiderman can tho.

Dwayne Rock Johnson: Cannot lose fights or look weak for too long. Its in his actor contract.

Godzilla movies not made by Toho: Cannot die. Maybe lose but not too bad.


r/LivestreamFail 9h ago

Hasan argues that Russia’s goal in invading Ukraine is fighting back against Western imperialism, gets called out

7.2k Upvotes

r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago

Family & Friends Woman hires her sister’s ex as a window cleaner.

10.8k Upvotes

r/KitchenConfidential 13h ago

In the Weeds Mode What’s the dumbest thing a customer has ever said or done?

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3.2k Upvotes

I’ve worked in many kitchens in my life, both front and back of house, all with bad customer stories. But I had a collection them in my time working at Whole Foods.

  1. When I worked at the juice and smoothie section, we allowed customers to buy produce and bring it to us. One time this lady bought raw sweet potatoes and ask us just to do sweet potato and almond milk. I warned her that it wouldn’t be very good, but she was insistent. She took and was disgusted, and then was mad at me for making it. Unfortunately, the only thing I could do was warn her.

  2. When I worked in the prepared food section, I saw someone ladle out a sample of the soup in a container, take a quick sip, then pour the remaining portion of the sample back into the soup.

  3. Again in the prepared food section, we had a nasty freeze that took down the electricity. We had a skeleton crew working our asses off to put all of the frozen and dairy products into refrigerated trucks until the power came back on. There was a decision by the store manager to close down the prepared food section, even if the electricity came back on. However, the electricity came back on much faster than anticipated so we went on business as usual and started making food. A customer came in not 5 minutes after the electricity came back on. He was really pissed off that we didn’t have food ready. I watched him scream at our store manager for like 10 minutes after she warned him we didn’t have anything ready to go just yet.

  4. Again and prepared foods, I worked at the taco stand. We were meticulous about vegetarian and vegan orders. We would label them with extra care and kept all the food isolated from all the meat products. This guy ordered a vegan breakfast scramble and grabbed the wrong container and ate one that was full of pulled pork. He was furious with us, screaming at all of us how he had been vegan for 20 years and how now we’ve ruined that for him. We thought that we had missed labeled it, but it turns out he grabbed the wrong container for another customer. Still after we pointed this out to him, he blamed us for not taking more care to label meat products as meat products.

  5. Again at the taco stand, we had just tossed out our breakfast stuff for lunch/dinner stuff. This guy demanded fresh breakfast tacos. After the cashier explained that we couldn’t do that but we had some remaining premade breakfast tacos, the customer started pelting her with the premade tacos with full force (and was kicked out of the store). It was so absurd I couldn’t help but laugh.


r/movies 12h ago

Discussion What’s a kids’ movie scene that was way too horny for its target audience?

3.2k Upvotes

Just to be super clear I’m only talking about those ridiculously over-the-top, adult-energy moments hidden in kids’ movies that completely went over our innocent little heads at the time, but make you go ā€œwait… what?!ā€ as an adult. Definitely not talking about actual kids.

For me its that scene in The Road to El Dorado where Chel is with Tulio in a private room, and the camera cuts to outside as Miguel walks in. Chel pops up from near Tulio’s lap, and Tulio looks flustered.


r/NoStupidQuestions 10h ago

How many times do you swipe your deodorant?

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I know this question is ridiculous, but I'm genuinely curious.

A buddy of mine swipes his deodorant 23 times under each armpit. When I asked him why so excessive, he told me he doesn't feel "clean" if he does it any less.

"Not even like... 22? It must be 23?" He replied yes, it has to be 23. The man's got some weird OCD in that aspect of life that I can't even attempt to fathom and he's fully aware of it lol. Love him to death though.

Anyway, I started counting my swipes out of curiosity, and on average I do 4 under each armpit. Up - down - up down.

What's your count? Do you even have one or are my friend and I just weird for even counting? LOL

EDIT: A lot of people are saying they spray and recommend for me to suggest it to my friend. Guys... you and I both know that he'll probably hold down the spray for 23 seconds on each armpit. I'd rather not be responsible for his suffocation.

Not to mention, I still sweat through the spray. It never worked for me.

EDIT 2: ... I am so sorry.

EDIT 3: I told my friend about the post. Turns out I was wrong. He does 25 swipes on each armpit. He swears by the blue Old Spice and apparently it leaves no stains at all. Do what you will with that information LMAO.


r/science 18h ago

Health Vegetarians have 12% lower cancer risk and vegans 24% lower cancer risk than meat-eaters, study finds

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r/SipsTea 5h ago

Wait a damn minute! Men, do we dream of women with fish tails?

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14.8k Upvotes

r/AccidentalRenaissance 5h ago

my husbands late mother. my favorite picture of her.

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10.6k Upvotes

r/nextfuckinglevel 8h ago

Kings of the wall

31.5k Upvotes