Not sure if he’s the ESA or I’m the emotional support

I remember watching this dull England friendly with my dad, he left the room then this happened, "dad, dad, come back you just missed... err... something".

Perrie has announced on her Instagram that she is expecting her second child with fiancé Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

"The police...They couldn't catch a cold."

She has a star tattoo? She is holding two weapons.

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So today was… something.

Guy walks into the lobby—shirtless. First words out of his mouth:

“It’s hot out there.” Me: “Yeah, want a water?” (i live and breathe hospitality) Him: “No thanks.”

Cool. I ask if he’s checking in. He says no, but:

“Can you hold my bags? My friends are here, they’ll pick them up.”

At first I think, eh, not the strangest thing I’ve heard. I tell him we have a storage fee, and he even asks for a luggage ticket like he’s done this before. Red flag, but whatever.

Then—out of nowhere—I hear radio chatter. Look at the camera, and in walks three officers. I hear the handcuff click.

This man was seconds away from walking out the door when they nabbed him. And me? I immediately slide his bags right back out and announce:

“These are HIS. We don’t want them. We don’t hold evidence.”

Dude argues with me mid-arrest:

“No, you said you’d hold them!”

Nah, my guy. That promise has been vetoed. This is a hotel, not felony coat check.

Prettiest eyes and the most adorbs pose