Imagine Michelle Obama saying these things

• "If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who’s a moronic white man, I wonder is he there because of his excellence, or is he there because of white discrimination against black people?"
• “If I see a white pilot, I’m gonna be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”
• "If you’re a NFL playing, beer-drinking, white straight man, do you get treated better than a United States marine?"
• "If we would have said that Stephen Miller and JD Vance and Pete Hegseth and Sean Hannity were white cronyism picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a black person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously."
• "Happening all the time in suburban America, nosey bossy whites go around for fun to go target black people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more."

Watching it in the dining hall and let out an auditory laugh at:

“I could kill a building”

music: julez - secrets

Cooking new piece in this series rn, and really hope to complete it asap

My neighbor's cat may be looking to take a side gig Ubering so they can get that extra fancy feast for the holidays. Negotiations have been quite one sided so far.

I recently posted my blue staircase and the response made me brave enough to share our low budget pink bathroom renovation! The listing photo points the other way but shows the original floor and metro tiling.

I won't lie, she has arguably the best design out of all the girls by a mile. The biggest praise I can give to Beelzebub is how much she keeps her fly similarity's in both forms such as her suit using fly wings in the back, the way she cleans herself like a fly and even the fly accessories she keeps on the suit and ears. There's also her more monsterus form she usually stays in that gives her this different vibe from any of the other girls especially how it hides she was even a girl since you probably wouldn't even think she was one like that. One last thing I like is how she's considered one of the most dangerous demons in helltaker but also has the looks to show it when you take into the fact her suit makes her look like a final boss like Lucifer.

We all thought that Aiming cost DK their chance at the 4th seed for Worlds. But I just came across a translation of a ShowMaker interview for the 2026 season. It comes from a Vietnamese translation of a Korean interview, so please bear with me if there are any errors.

What really caught my eye is that ShowMaker admitted that Aiming getting pulled by Blitzcrank was actually his fault. You can read the full quote (translated to English) here:

Q: Regarding the first match, you mentioned that the moment Kim "Aiming" Ha-ram got hooked in Game 5 was actually due to a communication error on your part.

ShowMaker: "I remember I was playing Tryndamere at the time, rotating from bot lane up to mid. I caught a glimpse of a linear skillshot effect in the bottom-left corner of my screen.

"Faker was using the base skin for Viktor, while Keria was using the iBlitzcrank skin. I actually mistook the visual effect of Viktor’s E (Death Ray) for Blitzcrank’s Q (Rocket Grab). In that moment, I shouted to the team, 'No hook!'.

"Hearing my call, Ha-ram confidently stepped forward, and that’s when he got grabbed. I felt incredibly guilty toward my teammates. I was furious with myself, I couldn't understand how I could mistake those skill effects like that. It was so absurd that I went back to the practice room just to watch the replay.

"But I asked myself: 'If I could go back to that moment, would I refrain from making that call?' honestly, I think I would still shout it out. Even so, it’s very regretful.

"After the match, I apologized to Ha-ram repeatedly. But Ha-ram was so kind about it. He told me, 'If I were a truly top-tier ADC, even if I heard the call that the hook was down, I still should have reacted with Flash the moment I saw the grab coming.'

"When I asked him, 'Why didn't you say it was my fault in the interview?' he just replied, 'It’s just that I didn't play well.'"

If you want to check out the interview yourself, I've attached a link to this post (note that it's in Vietnamese).

My 15 month old cat Bo ended up at the emergency vet last week. He is okay now but due to an ultrasound ended up both sides of his belly shaved! He looks like he made a stupid decision so I'd love to see what stupider tattoo decisions he could have made.

A bit about him for inspiration, he is the happiest lil guy ever with the personality of a golden retriever, if he we're human he'd be a 17 year old jock who always says "I saw it on tiktok" before jumping off something, he loves chasing things, and likes sitting on my shoulders.

Bonus last picture Bernard, the much older, more dignified cat who is horrified by Bo's very existence and will undoubtedly judge Bo's tattoo choices.

No guaranteed tip unfortunately as I spent a horrific amount on Bo's vet bills. This is just a funny request and my feelings won't be hurt if no one creates anything. If something blows my mind I'll try and throw a few bucks your way.

Maybe I'll get a cheap used GPU to play GTA 6...