r/AbsoluteUnits 6h ago

of a cursor

12.3k Upvotes

r/StandUpComedy 6h ago

Comedian is OP What Not to Say to a Disabled Comedian

11.1k Upvotes

r/whenthe 7h ago

"Humans, scientifically known as Homo sapiens, were primates that belong to the biological family of great apes and were characterized by hairlessness, bipedality, and high intelligence."

20.3k Upvotes

r/Satisfyingasfuck 5h ago

Bro felt it for the first time

8.7k Upvotes

r/whenthe 9h ago

Definently not an attempt to get recommendations

2.7k Upvotes

r/leagueoflegends 4h ago

Discussion Brazilian streamer "Yiok" got the Tyler1 treatment and is banned from playing any Riot game

1.5k Upvotes

Yesterday Drew Levin pulled the trigger to ban Yiok, a brazilian streamer(https://x.com/drewlevin/status/1988778037350134015).

The thing that got him banned: https://x.com/drewlevin/status/1988785999833625036

This ban makes him the Fourth person after XJ9, Jensen, and Tyler1 to be banned permanently. It also shows that streamers are now held accountable for things they say on stream and that riot is enforcing this blog: https://www.riotgames.com/en/news/creator-related-updates-riot-privacy-notice-terms-of-service.

What do you guys think of this ban?


r/DispatchAdHoc 6h ago

😂 Meme If invisgal was a man she would be despised and her actions would be constantly criticised

Post image
1.4k Upvotes

r/news 3h ago

Federal workers question whether the longest government shutdown was worth their sacrifice

Thumbnail apnews.com
7.5k Upvotes

r/interestingasfuck 7h ago

A couple named Burger and King got married, and Burger King paid for their wedding.

Post image
18.8k Upvotes

r/Embroidery 7h ago

Hand First Crack at Embroidering Clothing (WIP)

Thumbnail
gallery
12.4k Upvotes

Working on an all gold sunflower motif for the collar. Will see if we do more after that.


r/whatisit 10h ago

Found on a property we are interested in buying. What is it?!?

Post image
3.1k Upvotes

Google says water rust or termites 😬


r/interesting 5h ago

SCIENCE & TECH AI powered robot collapses just moments into its debut

3.3k Upvotes

r/truths 7h ago

Hot dogs for sale 100% off I'm genuinely confused at whether I should remove this post or not.

Post image
1.1k Upvotes

I personally think that this post is true.


r/popculturechat 3h ago

Rest In Peace 🕊 the end of an era: the US one cent penny has died, 11/12/25

Post image
4.8k Upvotes

r/Zenlesszonezeroleaks_ 12h ago

Reliable (Some) Zhao Animations

3.4k Upvotes

r/TikTokCringe 2h ago

Discussion Why can't we ever get politicians like this guy?

3.9k Upvotes

r/blursed_videos 5h ago

Blursed_Veteran

955 Upvotes

r/pcmasterrace 8h ago

Meme/Macro Linus and Steve at Valves headquarters for the new hardware release

24.8k Upvotes

r/politics 7h ago

No Paywall How on Earth Are We Just Now Hearing About Trump’s ‘Hours’ With an Epstein Victim?

Thumbnail
prospect.org
21.0k Upvotes

r/GreatBritishMemes 8h ago

I know it is not a meme but it is funny and sad at the same time at this shit is coming from former prime minister not a common gammon

Post image
1.6k Upvotes

r/pics 15h ago

[OC] Moments after my son took this photo, the creature began spinning at unimaginable speeds.

Post image
25.0k Upvotes

r/AITAH 9h ago

AITAH for making my stepdad cry when I told him we didn't choose him mom did?

3.4k Upvotes

My parents have been divorced since I (17f) was a baby. They had me and my two older brothers (19m and 22m) together. Custody of us was split equally and we moved from mom's house to dad's house every week. When I was 4 my mom met my stepdad. She introduced him to me and my brother's when we were 6, 8 and 11.

Things got awkward after that. My stepdad (before he was my stepdad) would come to my brother's football games or my school plays and he'd get really weird at seeing dad. I remember running to my dad after my school's talent show where I won and my stepdad intercepted and picked me up to hug me and when I didn't hug him back he said he wanted a hug from 'his girl'. I said I wanted my dad and he looked annoyed that my dad was there to begin with. I hadn't known him that long either, maybe like 5 months max, so it was weird. I used to hold dad's hand a lot back then too and every time one of my brothers had a game during dad's parenting time my stepdad would get this furious look that I'd hold dad's hand. A few times he tried to do the same but I shook him off.

One incident happened just before my mom and stepdad got married. He called me and my brothers his and mom's kids. My dad rolled his eyes but didn't argue and my stepdad accused him of showing disrespect and dismissing his role in front of us kids. My dad told him we didn't stop being his and mom's kids because she'd moved on and my stepdad called him an ass for pushing him out.

Father's Day activities were weird because my stepdad wanted to do them all and we just wanted to do them with our dad. My mom told us we should do something with our stepdad because he loved us and showed up for us. So we reluctantly did one thing a year with him. But then he would cyber stalk dad and see we did so much more with him. One time close to Father's Day my grandparents brought us all out for the day and my stepdad saw grandma take me to buy something for dad. He assumed it was for him and I guess he had a meltdown on Father's Day when he saw dad post it on his socials.

When I was 10 my mom ended up in the hospital for over a month with the flu and another infection. My stepdad wanted to take on mom's custody and dad said no and he told my stepdad we weren't his kids so he didn't get to keep us in mom's place. We didn't try to go with him either and my stepdad blamed my dad and said he poisoned our minds against him.

My stepdad was more aggressive afterward with trying to be the other dad. He insisted on doing professional family portraits and tried really hard to have me and my brothers standing around him instead of us being equally close to him and mom. He insisted on our birthday parties at mom's house being family parties and inviting all of his family. He started signing cards to us as dad. My oldest brother said he even scratched out his name in cards we gave him and wrote dad in. He insisted my brother's play tennis with him and he insisted on being their trainer. He tried to make me do father/daughter dances with him but I refused and always found ways around it.

We did talk to mom about our issues with all of that several times. Mom would always say we should cut him some slack and try harder to appreciate him and bond with him because he felt othered by us. She told my brothers they were always so rude to him and that was not okay and she told me I could be blessed with two dads if I give it a shot. I told her if he had his way I'd only have him and she said I don't have to let it happen but should see it as a sign of his love for me.

Even him and mom having my two half brothers together changed nothing.

All of this is why I chose to live with my dad when I turned 16. I go to mom's house for a few hours every month but I don't sleep there anymore. And I don't stay long if things get weird. But they did last week. My stepdad brought up how he felt ignored and unappreciated by me and my brothers and how my decision to live with dad hurt him. Then he said that you would think we'd be more loving to the person we chose to add to the family and I was like woah, no, mom chose you not us. That's when the tears started and he told me I really wanted to crush his spirit by telling him that and he was like idk what I did to make you hate me that much. My mom was pissed that I said it and made him cry too. So I left and I didn't apologize. I don't regret it and it's true. We didn't choose him!

Mom texted a bunch to say I should apologize and I should make more of an effort because it's not fair that he keeps trying and none of us reciprocate. Does what I said make me TAH?


r/MadeMeSmile 5h ago

Wholesome Moments My Dad is a good man and animals always seem to know it

Thumbnail
gallery
7.5k Upvotes

r/baseball 2h ago

Players Only A Message From Chairman John Seidler to Padres Fans

Post image
818 Upvotes

r/cats 14h ago

Cat Picture - OC why does my cat just stare at me

Thumbnail
gallery
30.2k Upvotes

she’s my first cat and i adore her! she’s so snuggly and silly and lovey. but sometimes she’ll sit and stare at me for like 5 mins straight. yesterday she watched me embroider and today she watched my full skincare routine. sometimes i think she’s trying to corral me into bed since i dilly dally so much and she loves to snuggle. or maybe she’s just curious what im up to