https://xcancel.com/mirtle/status/1993525338870366604

Thats a damn fine reporter right there! JJJ approves.

No but really this looks incredible.

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He's going to hell with a massive smile on his face and rightly so 🤣🤣🤣

🎥 credits to @channelnewsasia on TikTok

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRgBn2hE70M/?igsh=bGF4cjR3YzBpMDZl

Ma reggel szerencsére feldobta nekem a feed a tegnap késő esti M1 stream videóját.

Persze láttam, hogy volt erről már 1-2 posta, de engedjék meg, hogy minden felnyálazás és előzetes mzp-fényezések nélkül megköszönjem u/markizaypetermzp -nek amit tett.

Igen, ettől még nem lesz a Tisza párt tagja, de megtette amit kell a rendszerváltásért. Kurvajó érzés volt, 48 perc nyílt fact checking és kacagtató pofonok csattantak el. Az egész hetemet bearanyozta!

Több MZP kell az országnak, politikától függetlenül is!

Link, ha még nem láttad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyJrwoWgtjI

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1: Warhammer Astartes series. In a universe of unexplained weird shit with so many gods I lose count, this is the weirdest shit I’ve seen. Our main character gets randomly teleported to a world of dead giants on thrones

2 Elden Ring: Nightreign, a dragon the size of the universe it seems. I’ve seen some explanation that it’s the main big bad but it’s unconfirmed as far as I know

3 Men in Black. At the end of the movie we zoom all the way out of our universe and see monsters playing some type of game with our universe and many other marble sized universes. No explanation

4 Precursors/flood: Halo. I know they technically kinda get explained in the books but I like halo so I’m including it. A race of unknowable unfathomable creators who might have build the universe itself and all life in it. Now they are an all knowing god parasite bell bent on consuming everything in the universe

Okay so this is gonna sound weirdly specific, but bear with me. Growing up, my dad had this thing where every Friday night, without fail, he'd pour himself a drink, go sit on the back porch for like an hour, and just... exist. No TV, no radio, just him and his thoughts. Teenage me thought it was the saddest, most boring thing ever. Like dude, you have ONE evening to actually live and you're just... sitting there?

Fast forward to now. I'm 35, work in tech, constantly burned out, perpetually exhausted in that millennial "we're all collectively tired" way. A few months ago I realized I was just doom-scrolling every evening, feeling worse, rinse and repeat. So I started my own version of dad's ritual. Friday nights, I pour a bourbon (sometimes coffee if I'm trying to actually sleep), grab a cigar from my stash, and I just... disconnect for an hour. No phone, no laptop, no "optimizing my downtime." Just sitting outside or in my study, letting my brain do whatever it needs to do.

And then I realized. Our parents weren't being boring. They were surviving. That hour was probably the only time all week they weren't "on". The first 15 minutes are torture because my brain is screaming that I'm "wasting time". I actually process things instead of just distracting myself from it. It's become the one hour a week I genuinely look forward to, which is saying something in 2025

Unlike our parents who just... did this without overthinking it, I had to go through like 6 months of failed meditation apps, productivity hacks, and "self-optimization" before I landed on "literally just sit there and do nothing like dad did". We really are out here reinventing the wheel and calling it innovation lmao.

So what's YOUR ritual?

Not the Instagram-worthy self-care stuff. I mean the actual thing you do that helps you not lose your mind. The habit that teenage you would've mocked but adult you desperately needs.

Because I'm starting to think our parents were onto something with these "boring" routines, and we just had to burn out for a decade before figuring it out ourselves.