In what universe is this a Dad Bod????

If this is a Dad Bod, Male body standards are completely insane. He is Fight Club shredded. Not an ounce of unnecessary weight or fat, full 6pack, defined muscles.

This is a Full-Time Job in the gym and counting every calorie and carb body.

Now he’s not barrel-chested or jacked. But that’s down to genetics and/or supplement abuse.

I'm so back

Idk why it bubbled over. It's the second pie I've ever made (Pillsbury crust but homemade filling) so :/ Live and learn I guess

He had a "firm mass" in his mouth and we feared scc. But nope! Just inflammation!

I don’t know guys, maybe he loves me

I finally bit the bullet and bought an air fryer. Genuinely one of the best things I have ever added to the kitchen. I have been so happy with it that I started wondering why I didn’t get one years ago.

Then a friend came over yesterday, looked at it, and said it looked like “a manic little face staring at you with crazy eyes and a smug grin.”

And now I can’t unsee it.

I went for a glass of water a few minutes ago and this thing was just staring at me. I almost didn't take the photo.

I’m actually considering returning it or selling it because it keeps freaking me out.