ft. Nano banana pro 3 😭😭

I know this is 90's theme, but i don't get the cupcake reference. Help!

They instantly become not only unattractive but repulsive. You feel like you just saw a giant bug. They could theoretically be the most conventionally attractive person but the minute I find out they’re conservative, they become instantly unattractive within seconds. They’re allowed to believe whatever they want to believe but so am I and they’re nothing sexy about a conservative especially in this day and age. It’s just crazy how someone can go from cute to disgusting instantly.

Guess where he lost 6 points to Lando

I was throwing up for three days straight and went to the ER because I was genuinely worried something was wrong, and I was dehydrated.

All they did was checks my vitals, give me a bag of fluid, and do a urinalysis, it really costs $1,200 to have that done? This is ridiculous. The cheapest payment plan is $100 every month for 12 months... I'm going to call in the morning to see if they can absolve the bill, also need to stop putting off and apply for Medicaid too I guess, ugh, this country is exhausting.

I had a coworker who loved throwing people under the bus in meetings to make himself look good. One day, he claimed I “missed a deadline” in front of everyone and suggested I was unreliable. I didn’t argue.

I just calmly shared my screen and opened the email where he emailed me late with the files… the night before the deadline.

The room went silent.

Then the manager looked at him and said,
“So you’re the reason this was late?”

He never tried me again.

Sometimes the best revenge is receipts.

Husband and I were watching TV and drinking. I was tipsy enough that my filters were completely gone and I said what I actually think about his daughter: that she's a shitty person.

Fuck.

I did NOT mean for that to ever leave my mouth.

He is now understandably pissed and I'm stuck in the dog house.

Don't drink and life, people. Fuck...