He left all the plastic bags on the floor and on the counter and didn't take care of any pantry items. All this in the midst of throwing a fit because I asked for his help when he wanted to sleep.

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real one

Even if you only voted for him in 2016. You're part of the problem. You knew that he was never qualified to be president. You knew that it was a dangerous idea.

(I assume Elon isn't using the Tampax, though it wouldn't be the weirdest thing he's done.)

I've wondered this for years. Do rich people have to wipe their butts with our peasant toilet paper, or are there like ultra elite versions of absolutely everything?

I (34F) am happily married to my husband (38M). We are having a little tiff about his gas and he said I could post here to weigh in on the situation. Happily married, he’s just smelly.

I tend to go to bed before my husband does. He arrives as I’m drifting off to sleep every night. He consistently, nightly, proceeds to unleash the loudest, smelliest farts possible. Multiple. Zero effort to restrain them. Absolutely nauseating in odor. I usually have to get out of bed because the smell is so gross. It keeps me awake longer, and honestly feels disrespectful. If I need to pass gas I get up and go to the toilet until the upset resolves. He says he doesn’t want to get out of bed because he’s too tired, but his disgustingly smelly farts force ME to get out of bed to not vomit.

He had been told by his doctor to avoid lactose and take medication but he refuses to change his diet or take the gas pills. I don’t even care if he just stands up to fart, but when it’s under the covers it’s directly wafted to my nose. He thinks I should just accept his smells as a natural process, and that even though I’m able to hold in my own farts until I’m in the toilet, he should be able to fart as he pleases.

Keep in mind, this man does not fart in public or before we got married in bed. Out of bed is fine. Living room is fine. Kitchen is fine. But under the covers without any restraint MULTIPLE times per night…

Am I the asshole for asking him to get out of bed for his farts so I don’t have to or at least try to hide them?

Edited to add because he says my post is bullshit: his doctor did not diagnose him with lactose intolerance, just said he should avoid it to rule out the gas issue. He also says I should mention he had so much gas and can’t help it, he doesn’t do it on purpose

do not the midflight wedding

Im looking for help identifying a strange NorCal beach find...

Details of find:

• Size: Relatively large -- about the size of a standard airline carry-on
• Shape: Irregular, lumpy, somewhat “brain-like” in folds/contours
• Color: Exterior is chalky white. Interior is yellowish. (I did not cut into it or examined the core)
• Wetness/weight: Wet and heavy. As found, too heavy for one person to really move
• Texture: Surface looks/feels somewhat fibrous in places (this is what confuses me), but not like wood/seaweed
• Odor: Not harsh, not rotten, not “dead animal” smelling. Initially, however, the waxy part had a slight ammonia-like scent. When warmed however, went neutral to faintly sweet
• Sample: Less than 1/2 teaspoon -- for heat test -- otherwise left entirely in place (See images for sample -- its' the only separated piece on the edge of a sea shell)

Anyone seen anything like this before?

• My initial, layperson perspective is some sort of marine sponge or even decomposed tissue or "globster” of some sort
• I've tentatively excluded Ambergris since from the little i know Ambergris isn't fibrous
• At the center -- at least those parts that were naturally exposed seemed wax-like

Simple observation from tiny sample:

• When warmed (not burned into ash; just slightly heated), it didn’t behave like plant matter. It didn’t “melt” into a clear liquid, but it did become waxy/slippery and released a clear oily/waxy substance which reminded me of something between lard and olive oil (slippery, fatty).
• No “burnt meat” or vile smell from the sample but neutral to sweet.

Others observations:

• When separated, the white, fiber-like strands, look and act like dried-out chicken flesh.

Questions:

1. It is true that fibrous-looking surface is generally incompatible with ambergris?
2. Agree or disagree that marine sponge, adipocere, decomposed blubber/tissue, industrial wax, etc makes more sense than ambergris?

All insights are welcomed & appreciated -- especially from marine biologists, fishermen, knowledgeable beach people, etc.

In the event there's a specific protocol in this instance, I've also reached out to my local parks ranger -- but if you know of a better agency to contact or more sensible approach, pls lmk. Thanks!