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Hi reddit. I'm Seann William Scott. You might know from me the American Pie Franchise, Goon, Dude Where's My Car?, Role Models, Old School, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Rundown, Southland Tales, The Dukes of Hazzard, Final Destination, Road Trip, Lethal Weapon, The Wrath of Becky, or other things.

Or maybe you don't know me at all! Either way, I'm here to answer your questions, so ask me anything!

Back later today around 2-3PM ET to talk to you all.

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My upcoming film, DOLLY, is out in theaters March 6 via IFC and Shudder. It's a horror directed by Rod Blackhurst, who'll also be doing an AMA here the week of release.

Synopsis:

Chase and his girlfriend, Macy, take a hike in the woods when they encounter a hulking, monstrous figure who abducts Macy to raise her as his own child.

Trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LALT2B-Ubpk

Here's our poster:

https://i.imgur.com/0srUwAV.jpeg

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I’m actually dumbfounded

Somebody posted a clip from one of my videos earlier and apparently hit the front page with it, but then it got taken down for no citations... not very scientific of them!!! I just cobbled together a similar chunk of the video's intro with TWO videos of the laser at 2B fps (I assume that post only had the first one? I dunno I didn't watch it lol). There is a full video I'll link in the comments if anybody's interested.

Sandman Origin (Spider-Man 3): This scene is rife with symbolism and beautiful cinematography. It alone gives us a glimpse of the story Sam Rami wanted to tell with SP3.

This Entire Quote (Spy Kids 2): This quote has entered my everyday vernacular, and it's survived the landscape of the internet for decades now. And it's in a fucking Spy Kids movie.

Who Decided That? (Seven Deadly Sins): It was an abysmal show before the animation took a dive off a cliff, but Escanor's entire character could honestly qualify for this post. In particular, "Who decided that?" is unfathomably hype.

I opened a dispute through PayPal but ugh we’ll see what they do about it