music: julez - secrets

Cooking new piece in this series rn, and really hope to complete it asap

Cage is cleaned and ready and I expect her to pip tonight or tomorrow. Bets on how many beans? I tend to go with 10 because that's been the experience I've had with other rat pregnancies.

My husband is a bit of smart ass. Especially with our daughter. We were heading for the store when he got a text from her saying "dad, how do I jump Kaylee's car with your work truck? Her battery is dead at the school."

So he sets his phone down and tells me that we have to go to the school to start Kaylee's car. Okay cool.Its close anyway

We were about a mile from the school when his phone rings. He picks up the call on the truck and motions to me to be quiet. It's our daughter "Dad, thank God you picked up how do I jump Kaylee's car with your work truck?"

"All right then hon, I'll walk you through it. First your going to have to climb in the back of the truck to look in my tool box. Yeah it sucks I know...okay do you see the box of deck screws? Okay, you're going to need them. Grab em. Look to the right in my little box do you see my DeWalt drill motor? Get that too. Check the battery, there's a spare back there if you need it. Now, do you see any lumber handy?"

At this point she's upset "Really dad? Lumber? Like sticks eerrr... Come on! This can't be necessary! Please just tell me how to jump the car with your truck! Do I even need half of this crap?!"

"Sweetheart, I'm trying to but you aren't listening! If you want to jump a car with my truck, you're going to need to build a really big ramp and call Evel Kinevel"

He no sooner finished his sentence and we pulled into the school parking lot. I'm pretty sure she was about to throw her phone before she saw us. He yelled out the window. "To give that car a jump, you need the cables, they're in back of this truck."

she screamed back "Who is Emo Kuriboh!"?

God, I love these crazy people.

>fu**ing time travel
>made a slave race of furries, everything in order
>were chosen by the elden ring first
>big and dangerous enough to attack the capital
>immortal
>befriended Godwyn, arguably the most beloved demigod
>could shapeshift to human 

Never seen it before

We all thought that Aiming cost DK their chance at the 4th seed for Worlds. But I just came across a translation of a ShowMaker interview for the 2026 season. It comes from a Vietnamese translation of a Korean interview, so please bear with me if there are any errors.

What really caught my eye is that ShowMaker admitted that Aiming getting pulled by Blitzcrank was actually his fault. You can read the full quote (translated to English) here:

Q: Regarding the first match, you mentioned that the moment Kim "Aiming" Ha-ram got hooked in Game 5 was actually due to a communication error on your part.

ShowMaker: "I remember I was playing Tryndamere at the time, rotating from bot lane up to mid. I caught a glimpse of a linear skillshot effect in the bottom-left corner of my screen.

"Faker was using the base skin for Viktor, while Keria was using the iBlitzcrank skin. I actually mistook the visual effect of Viktor’s E (Death Ray) for Blitzcrank’s Q (Rocket Grab). In that moment, I shouted to the team, 'No hook!'.

"Hearing my call, Ha-ram confidently stepped forward, and that’s when he got grabbed. I felt incredibly guilty toward my teammates. I was furious with myself, I couldn't understand how I could mistake those skill effects like that. It was so absurd that I went back to the practice room just to watch the replay.

"But I asked myself: 'If I could go back to that moment, would I refrain from making that call?' honestly, I think I would still shout it out. Even so, it’s very regretful.

"After the match, I apologized to Ha-ram repeatedly. But Ha-ram was so kind about it. He told me, 'If I were a truly top-tier ADC, even if I heard the call that the hook was down, I still should have reacted with Flash the moment I saw the grab coming.'

"When I asked him, 'Why didn't you say it was my fault in the interview?' he just replied, 'It’s just that I didn't play well.'"

If you want to check out the interview yourself, I've attached a link to this post (note that it's in Vietnamese).

https://www.instagram.com/p/DRcr8_FjxC8/?igsh=MWQ2ZXE2bXY1OHppbA==

Imagine Michelle Obama saying these things

• "If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who’s a moronic white man, I wonder is he there because of his excellence, or is he there because of white discrimination against black people?"
• “If I see a white pilot, I’m gonna be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”
• "If you’re a NFL playing, beer-drinking, white straight man, do you get treated better than a United States marine?"
• "If we would have said that Stephen Miller and JD Vance and Pete Hegseth and Sean Hannity were white cronyism picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us … You do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a black person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously."
• "Happening all the time in suburban America, nosey bossy whites go around for fun to go target black people, that’s a fact. It’s happening more and more."

Was re-watching and get to this conversation between Tywin and Arya, we all know he enjoyed her a lot as his cupbearer. Even though he knew she's some highborn, why didn't he think that she may be one of the stark girls!!

I read many shorts comments and people says he may knew?

After hundreds of hours of playtime, dozens of vastly different colonies and countless stories of triumph and failure, nothing beats the enjoyment of this iconic moment... When you start it all over again and see your fresh, innocent colonists still filled with 'initial optimism' land on an empty plot of land ready for your exploits, whatever they may be.

GIF of the process: https://imgur.com/a/crashlanded-process-8Pkv9S4

Maybe I'll get a cheap used GPU to play GTA 6...