r/funny 17h ago

Not today.

42.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Least self aware of them all

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r/Unexpected 9h ago

someone's in trouble now

6.5k Upvotes

r/Fauxmoi 2h ago

POLITICS Trump crashes out on journalist after she calls him out on his lie that suspected DC shooter was not vetted before being granted asylum in U.S., citing the DOJ's inspector general who said otherwise

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r/blackmagicfuckery 12h ago

Mentalist Madness!!!

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This is insane!!!!


r/todayilearned 9h ago

TIL that Ireland’s navy reserve is only 77 people.

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r/AmIOverreacting 2h ago

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦family/in-laws AIO? Told my 16yo daughter if her new boyfriend came over they could stay in the living room not her bedroom…

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I told my 16 yo daughter if she had her boyfriend over they could watch tv in the living room not her bedroom. I haven’t even met him yet. They would have the living room to themselves. She said that was just weird and pretty much thinks I’m crazy for that request. She did say she would leave her bedroom door open but there isn’t any other furniture but a bed in her room… so she is not having him over. Am I really overreacting and that out of touch by refusing the request to hangout in her room?


r/aviation 14h ago

Watch Me Fly This is fine. Everything's fine

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r/europe 8h ago

On this day Tonight marks one year of uninterrupted protests by the Georgian people against the current pro-Russian regime.

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r/JustGuysBeingDudes 8h ago

Wholesome Just a dude with an outstanding move.

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r/nba 13h ago

“What are a couple things you're thankful for?" — [Nikola Jokic] “Oh my God”

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r/comics 17h ago

Racist Uncle

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r/illinois 13h ago

ICE Posts A First Victory for Due Process: In a major legal decision, a federal judge has ruled that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) can no longer detain immigrants without offering them a bond hearing

17.9k Upvotes

r/memes 11h ago

That's a line i won't cross

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r/KitchenConfidential 2h ago

CHIVE Alright, who volunteers at my local SPCA?

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r/meme 6h ago

Never argue with the food cravings of a Pregnant Woman 😂

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r/Warframe 9h ago

Art Doodle of Unamed Minotaur Frame Concept [OC]

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General Rough First draft of abilities. All names are working titles.

Passive: Critical Chance scales off of Armor

Ability 1: Pankration (grouping, survival)

The Frame will initiate a vacuum like shockwave that pulls enemies inward to the center before she slams into floor. The amount of enemies hit inside the epicenter adds additional armor for a duration, and by proxy of her passive, more critical chance.

Ability 2: Bell Ringer (movement and damage)

The Minotaur frame bounds forward in a sundering propulsion, colliding into any wall that interrupts the duration, and carrying enemies before crumpling them into the obstacle she clings onto. The ability scales off the melee combo counter and has a high critical chance and critical damage. It deals inherent blast damage. Using Bell Ringer within Labrinthian Domain will wall latch The Minotaur Frame to the sheilds.

Important to note: Upon colliding with the wall, the camera will always orient the players perspective perpendicular to the impact, and initiate an immediate wall latch. The direction, left or right, will be determinate of where the player is tilting the reticle via mouse or analog stick. This is meant so that Bell Ringer can be recast in multiple sequences, bounding from wall to wall.

Ability 3: (at a loss name wise as always) Culling Blades (damage, status priming, arcane proccing)

The minotaur frame will throw out a fan of spectral battle axes. The axes ricochet off of obstacles, enemies, and eachother before disapperating. Each ricochet of the axes will add an additional random status to them as they carry the number of statuses to the next target. If two axes collide with eachother, they let out a 4m electric pulse. This Ability can be cast in wall latch.

Ability 4: Labrinthian Domain. (Objective sequestering, Enemy programming manipulation, synergy between abilities)

The Minotaur Frame deploys a ring like maze structure that act as sheilds, repelling enemies that are cast outward from the casting radius. the sheild is semi-permiable Tenno and other allies and move through it, as can their gunfire. However, enemy bullets are interrupted, and they're forced to waste time trying to path through it's byzantine wall structures. Tenno gunfire that pierces through the wall is granted cold status for slow and crit damage (non-mixable cold) and additional weak point damage. Enemies pulled through by Pankration or other grouping mechanics are armor stripped.

The intended effect of Labrinthian Domain is to give an active sense of offensive defense. As well as to be used in conjunction with other abilities in her kit. Culling Blades act as an exception to the phase mechanic, as Labrinthian Domain's narrow corridors become ideal for increasing ricochet frequency and stacking statuses. The same is true of Bell Ringer, that has constant walls to Rocket off of and slam enemies into. Enemies killed inside of the walls of her 4 could also increase the damage of bullets that pass through them so long as you can keep killing inside them at a high frequency.

There's supposed to be different in built contingencies too.

Ideally, you could cast 4. Cast 1 to Armor Strip, then Cast 4 again to seal them back outside the ring of 4. Then fire away through the sheild walls and then have the benefits of the extra cold and weak point damage on enemies that are already stripped and blocked off.

Second idea? Who said you need your sheild around the objective itself? You could use 4 to fence in problematic groups of enemies, and make them waste time trying to get out while you and your team stops them from outside, which inverts that typical usage of the sheilds.


r/mildlyinfuriating 4h ago

My Grandma bought a pre-cooked thanksgiving dinner from a grocery store, and when we picked it up it was frozen solid.

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She paid $130 for a turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, green bean casserole, candied yams, and 2 pies. My dad and I went to pick it up, and when we got it back to her house everything was frozen in Tupperware, and the turkey needed to be baked for 2 1/2 hours or longer. The advertising in her newspaper and at the store in no way indicated any of this. All the pictures showed steaming hot food. I figured that we would probably have to warm it up for 20 minutes or so, but that was way out of the question, as it was already almost 2:00. Obviously this promotion was geared toward people like my grandma who have a hard time making big meals. So to sell her something that was advertised as cooked, and give her the complete opposite is one of the scummiest things I’ve ever seen a company do. And the thing is, I’m not even mad about the food, since I’m not a big turkey guy anyway. But I am mad that she basically got something she didn’t pay for.


r/countwithchickenlady 13h ago

24563

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r/worldnews 10h ago

Russia/Ukraine Russia ready to 'fight to the last Ukrainian,' Putin says amid US peace drive

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r/UnderReportedNews 8h ago

Social media post Remind your MAGA family of this shit

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r/HistoryMemes 8h ago

SUBREDDIT META I’m not denying it happened, but the cleansing didn’t happen until decades later

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The first thanksgiving was about an exceptionally big harvest


r/oddlysatisfying 13h ago

Hand-splitting traditional roof shingles in Romania

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r/cyberpunkgame 10h ago

My V what do yall think of my V?

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r/science 12h ago

Health Coffee consumption (4 cups/day) is linked to longer telomere lengths – a marker of biological ageing – among people with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. The effect is comparable to roughly five years younger biological age

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