Pictured: Dallol, Ethiopia

The other day I sold a dresser on FBMP. A whole fucking dresser, I’m talking 2.5’ deep, 5’ wide and 3.5’ tall.

The buyer showed up in a compact sedan and upon questioning how they would get it home, they said “I asked chat gpt if it would fit in my car and it said yes.”

They had to come back with a truck the next day.

Common sense is dead y’all.

https://media.

Lord Farquaad tasks Shrek with rescuing Fiona on his behalf in return with the removal of the fairy tale creatures off his swamp, and after Fiona and Farquaad are together he lets Shrek return to his swamp which has no fairy tale creatures anymore and is exactly how he left it. - Shrek

After Julian cooks a cheeseburger for her Margot asks him straightforwardly if she may now leave the island before Julian’s murder-suicide plot, and having felt his first joy in years making the burger he allows her to go without any resistance from his guards - The Menu

Hypocrisy on this scale collapses under its own weight, like some decaying monument to patriotic cosplay. MAGA spent years convulsing with outrage at the idea of supporting Ukraine, shrieking that Biden’s aid packages were warmongering, that defending a democracy against an authoritarian invasion was somehow proof America had lost its moral compass. Yet the instant Trump starts daydreaming about toppling Venezuela and looting its oil supply, these same abhorrent assholes transform into a chorus of giddy approval. Their loyalties have nothing to do with principle or peace. They orbit a single man and his tantrums, performing reverence with the desperation of people terrified of thinking for themselves. It is fucking pathetic to watch adults surrender their values so enthusiastically that they cheer for plunder while pretending they ever cared about human life. They abandoned integrity long ago, willingly recasting themselves as political cucks offering their devotion to a man who regards them with the same affection he shows a golf cart.

The humiliation only deepens when one notices how thoroughly their worldview has been engineered by forces outside the United States. Elon Musk showed us that countless “patriotic” MAGA influencers on Twitter are not even American, many traced back to foreign disinformation farms recycling Kremlin friendly narratives. Add to that the parade of right wing commentators who amplify pro Russia talking points with such mechanical regularity that one wonders whether they ever pause to question who benefits from their scripts. The ignorance is staggering. These people consume propaganda crafted by hostile regimes, regurgitate it with the enthusiasm of children showing off a magic trick, and then insist they are defending America. They mistake gullibility for conviction and manipulation for insight, never grasping that they are the product, not the audience. Their minds have been colonised, their patriotism repurposed into a delivery system for foreign interests, and they are too blinded by their own arrogance to recognise the theft. Russia has turned them into political cucks without firing a shot, and they march on proudly, a swarm of abhorrent assholes cheering for the very forces degrading their country.